i should be sleeping...
but i'm trying to decide whether or not this is real...
http://objective.jesussave.us/index.html (doesn't work)
if it is then it's rather disturbing.
if it's a hoax then it's still rather disturbing because it's a rather elaborate hoax. the links go on forever. but when i search for "Mt. Fellowship Baptist" or anything else from the site on google i'm just directed back to the site or to threads of people trying to decide whether or not it's a hoax.
a few choice quotes:
"What should you do if you find an Atheist?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."
they also have a page about how God created Halloween because "At what other time of the year do throngs of unsaved children come to your door, begging for you to give them a treat? Why not use this unique opportunity to give these deprived children the best treat of all - the treat of Christ's Love and eternal Salvation?"
and instructions on how to "Hallowitness"
and at first i wasnt going to do the lj match thing because it requires thought. but i am procrastinating.
taliaiar
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wanna_disco
102%
stuckatumbc
94%
littledrummrboy
86%
toothgnipgoat
84%
erinrosalie
80%
rubyschnopps
76%
woap
73%
How compatible with me are YOU?
littledrummrboy
28%
erinrosalie
11%
toothgnipgoat
9%
wanna_disco
0%
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and i'm being rather grumpy today. but the reasons for that will be discussed in a friends only post.
http://objective.jesussave.us/index.html (doesn't work)
if it is then it's rather disturbing.
if it's a hoax then it's still rather disturbing because it's a rather elaborate hoax. the links go on forever. but when i search for "Mt. Fellowship Baptist" or anything else from the site on google i'm just directed back to the site or to threads of people trying to decide whether or not it's a hoax.
a few choice quotes:
"What should you do if you find an Atheist?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."
they also have a page about how God created Halloween because "At what other time of the year do throngs of unsaved children come to your door, begging for you to give them a treat? Why not use this unique opportunity to give these deprived children the best treat of all - the treat of Christ's Love and eternal Salvation?"
and instructions on how to "Hallowitness"
and at first i wasnt going to do the lj match thing because it requires thought. but i am procrastinating.
taliaiar
106%
wanna_disco
102%
stuckatumbc
94%
littledrummrboy
86%
toothgnipgoat
84%
erinrosalie
80%
rubyschnopps
76%
woap
73%
How compatible with me are YOU?
littledrummrboy
28%
erinrosalie
11%
toothgnipgoat
9%
wanna_disco
0%
How sexually compatible with me are you?
Take the NEW sexual compatibility quiz at LJMatch!
and i'm being rather grumpy today. but the reasons for that will be discussed in a friends only post.