procrastination? what's that...
first it's a
Seven Deadly Sins
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? My boss
2. What is your weapon of choice? words
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? in jest, though i have been told i hit hard for a girl
4. How about of the same sex? prolly not, cuz she would beat me up
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? a member of my family i'm sure
6. What is your pet peeve? people who like to tell me what to do with my life
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i let things go easily unless someone continually acts retarded towards me
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? eat breakfast
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 4pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: the place where i have to get my bridesmaid's dress altered to set up an appointment
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i feel sick because i didnt get any sleep this past weekend so i cant come in to work
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? definitely not the whole way through, after ten or so minutes they just start repeating themselves
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? when i went sledding and was holding my legs up in the air, my stomach hurt for a week, lol
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? a lot considering i was in bed at two separate times
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? cream soda
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Vegetarians: Vegan or no? white meat
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? two mike's hard lemonades (yeah i know, i'm a wuss).
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yes
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? salty
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child thought, "LUNCH!"? only when the moon is full and i start turning into a werewolf, oops, no one is sposed to know about that
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? i'm not greek so i cant say nude beaches but i can say that people get naked on beaches that aren't nude
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? no one unless there's a camera hidden in the bathroom
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? not recently
4. Have you "done it"? done what? :-P
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes and smile (yea so smile is not really a body part, who cares)
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? nope
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? uh...4, but one of them i havent activated yet
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Old Navy
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? pay off college, my car, buy a house, among other things
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? depends on what i could be famous for
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? no
6. Have you ever stolen anything? i think to have technically stolen something it had to be on sale in the first place
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 900-1000
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? getting a 4.0 in psychology so far
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? getting good grades
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? getting my PhD and then working with young children
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? nope, being in first gets too much attention
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? uh...the only contest of skill that i've been involved in was that belching contest around a campfire (girl scouts vs. boy scouts). but i wasnt really in it, i just supplied the warm soda that helped us win
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? didnt let my boss push me around
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? tim's car
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? i dont want anyone messing up my room except me
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? i dunno
4. Have you ever been cheated on? indirectly
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yup
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? confidence in social situations especially
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? pride
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none
2. What religion were you raised as? Methodist
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human...religious people may preach it but that doesnt mean they practice it
4. Do you believe in magic? in a young girl's heart (lol)
5. What was the last promise you broke? the one i made to myself about not calling tim
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yes
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? they can be perfect in someone else's eyes
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? nope but my list was long to allow for some surprises so it was just fine
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? finding a normal guy i can have a stable relationship with
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? hell i dont even let myself get my hopes up when there's a large chance of success
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Nope, but i got one for christmas
5. Do you gamble? only with skittles
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no, i can't go on habitat workdays by myself :(
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Habitat Habitat Habitat
2. What causes have you given money or time to? Habitat Habitat Habitat, Henderson Settlement in Kentucky (along the lines of Habitat), Carpenter's Soup Kitchen, AIDS walk, Garden Harvest
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? see above
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? i was thinking about joining NCCC a division of Americorps but not since Bush fucked with the system
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? no
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? i've offered by my help was refused
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? i havent had to go to great lengths yet, we'll see if that continues
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? rejection, and dying alone, it sounds silly but i remember this one segment of the news where they showed pictures of people who were having a bday on the side of a Smucker's Jar, this one woman was 95 and had never married, i'm afraid of ending up like that, or my boss (well both of the female ones)
2. What did you do today that was really brave? stood up to my boss and wrote up my two weeks and placed it on her desk
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? sonic the hedgehog because well...he's a hedgehog...and he's blue..what more could you ask for in a superhero
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? depends on who it was and how much danger
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? courage
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? yea but i hide it well most of the times
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? i can be both, just depends on the situation
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? yes Were you chosen? nope, in fact the day i was called, no one even left the lil lounge area. we just got paid to sit there and watch apollo 13 and father of the bride, they even let us leave early
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? hopefully i have that same weakness in my eardrum that got my dad out of it
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? no
4. Which should be guaranteed legal: i believe there is something missing from this question
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? no
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? i dont watch tv
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? i think i was forced to in high school or something
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? I'm a hardcore procrastinator. (i second that)
2. Do you collect anything? yea but nothing really interesting
3. Are you addicted to anything? skittles
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? yuppers, i have a bathing suit on one right now
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: rack up two credit card bills
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? unfortunately
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Yoda (lol, good answer)
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? yup
3. Do you take advice when it's given? i'm more likely to take it if i asked for it
4. What area are you wisest in? psychology
5. Do you drive defensively? i usually space out thinking when i'm driving, i know that's not a good thing
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? no, or protected for that matter...
7. What did you learn today? that i have an average amount of self-monitoring
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? charity
and then it's a helicopter game
but it could also be considered this funniest english paper ever
Seven Deadly Sins
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? My boss
2. What is your weapon of choice? words
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? in jest, though i have been told i hit hard for a girl
4. How about of the same sex? prolly not, cuz she would beat me up
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? a member of my family i'm sure
6. What is your pet peeve? people who like to tell me what to do with my life
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i let things go easily unless someone continually acts retarded towards me
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? eat breakfast
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 4pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: the place where i have to get my bridesmaid's dress altered to set up an appointment
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i feel sick because i didnt get any sleep this past weekend so i cant come in to work
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? definitely not the whole way through, after ten or so minutes they just start repeating themselves
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? when i went sledding and was holding my legs up in the air, my stomach hurt for a week, lol
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? a lot considering i was in bed at two separate times
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? cream soda
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Vegetarians: Vegan or no? white meat
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? two mike's hard lemonades (yeah i know, i'm a wuss).
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yes
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? salty
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child thought, "LUNCH!"? only when the moon is full and i start turning into a werewolf, oops, no one is sposed to know about that
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? i'm not greek so i cant say nude beaches but i can say that people get naked on beaches that aren't nude
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? no one unless there's a camera hidden in the bathroom
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? not recently
4. Have you "done it"? done what? :-P
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes and smile (yea so smile is not really a body part, who cares)
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? nope
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? uh...4, but one of them i havent activated yet
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Old Navy
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? pay off college, my car, buy a house, among other things
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? depends on what i could be famous for
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? no
6. Have you ever stolen anything? i think to have technically stolen something it had to be on sale in the first place
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 900-1000
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? getting a 4.0 in psychology so far
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? getting good grades
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? getting my PhD and then working with young children
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? nope, being in first gets too much attention
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? uh...the only contest of skill that i've been involved in was that belching contest around a campfire (girl scouts vs. boy scouts). but i wasnt really in it, i just supplied the warm soda that helped us win
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? didnt let my boss push me around
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? tim's car
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? i dont want anyone messing up my room except me
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? i dunno
4. Have you ever been cheated on? indirectly
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yup
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? confidence in social situations especially
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? pride
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none
2. What religion were you raised as? Methodist
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human...religious people may preach it but that doesnt mean they practice it
4. Do you believe in magic? in a young girl's heart (lol)
5. What was the last promise you broke? the one i made to myself about not calling tim
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yes
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? they can be perfect in someone else's eyes
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? nope but my list was long to allow for some surprises so it was just fine
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? finding a normal guy i can have a stable relationship with
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? hell i dont even let myself get my hopes up when there's a large chance of success
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Nope, but i got one for christmas
5. Do you gamble? only with skittles
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no, i can't go on habitat workdays by myself :(
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Habitat Habitat Habitat
2. What causes have you given money or time to? Habitat Habitat Habitat, Henderson Settlement in Kentucky (along the lines of Habitat), Carpenter's Soup Kitchen, AIDS walk, Garden Harvest
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? see above
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? i was thinking about joining NCCC a division of Americorps but not since Bush fucked with the system
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? no
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? i've offered by my help was refused
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? i havent had to go to great lengths yet, we'll see if that continues
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? rejection, and dying alone, it sounds silly but i remember this one segment of the news where they showed pictures of people who were having a bday on the side of a Smucker's Jar, this one woman was 95 and had never married, i'm afraid of ending up like that, or my boss (well both of the female ones)
2. What did you do today that was really brave? stood up to my boss and wrote up my two weeks and placed it on her desk
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? sonic the hedgehog because well...he's a hedgehog...and he's blue..what more could you ask for in a superhero
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? depends on who it was and how much danger
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? courage
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? yea but i hide it well most of the times
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? i can be both, just depends on the situation
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? yes Were you chosen? nope, in fact the day i was called, no one even left the lil lounge area. we just got paid to sit there and watch apollo 13 and father of the bride, they even let us leave early
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? hopefully i have that same weakness in my eardrum that got my dad out of it
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? no
4. Which should be guaranteed legal: i believe there is something missing from this question
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? no
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? i dont watch tv
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? i think i was forced to in high school or something
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? I'm a hardcore procrastinator. (i second that)
2. Do you collect anything? yea but nothing really interesting
3. Are you addicted to anything? skittles
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? yuppers, i have a bathing suit on one right now
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: rack up two credit card bills
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? unfortunately
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Yoda (lol, good answer)
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? yup
3. Do you take advice when it's given? i'm more likely to take it if i asked for it
4. What area are you wisest in? psychology
5. Do you drive defensively? i usually space out thinking when i'm driving, i know that's not a good thing
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? no, or protected for that matter...
7. What did you learn today? that i have an average amount of self-monitoring
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? charity
and then it's a helicopter game
but it could also be considered this funniest english paper ever