Bring it on, Santa!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I helped iverysteele across the street (6 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, _charon (-5000 points). In September I donated bone marrow to katiemacalister in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5400 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
msmarcy