Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I bought porn for
deadgirlsliekme (10 points). In February I gave
save_us_alice a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I gave
museicalmarty a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed
clockwork_doc's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (25 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
mslucysleeches
. . . Victor reads porn?
I would like a pony, though. Failing that, I'd like a fern.
hart_on_sleeve has given me some ideas. :D