I can't bear to talk about how I really feel and honestly, you can't bear to hear it. So! Here's a meme.
1. Do you like blue cheese?
Not really. Stilton and broccoli soup would be the exception.
2. Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
Why yes.
3. Do you own a gun?
I own a super soaker. I don't suppose that counts.
4. What flavour do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I've never been to a sonic. But in this convenience store near where my ex lives in Toronto you could get these pepsi slushy things and you could add a shot of some kind of substance to them, I think we used to put a shot of like sour cherry or something in them? Dont remember. They were pretty tasty though.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
I'm usually either there to have something inserted into a part of me I dont normally let middle aged strangers go near or to talk about my mental health, so, yes, I tend to be slightly anxious about it.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I rarely eat them.
7. Favourite Christmas Song?
Eartha Kitt's Santa Baby and The Pretenders 2000 Miles.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee, otherwise I don't wake up.
9. Can you do push ups?
I could, but I'm not going to.
10. What's your favourite meal?
I don't know if I really have a favourite meal.
11. What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
My grandmother's diamond and sapphire engagement ring. Im pretty sure its a family hierloom.
12. Favourite hobby?
Currently its learning Polish. I wish I were male and American so I could wander around Poland going 'Jestem Amerykaninem' all the time, but I am neither of these things. I also enjoy knitting.
13. Do you work with people who idolize you?
Hahahahahahahaha. Im pretty sure my boss and her deputy hate me. The kids like me but I doubt they idolize me. I don't blame them. I've got nothing to put me on a pedestal for anyway.
14. Do you have A.D.D?
I have problems with my attention span but I would be very surprised if it was ADD.
15. What's one trait that you dislike about yourself?
I would struggle today to find a trait I do like about myself.
16. Middle name?
Jane
17. Name 3 thoughts at this moment.
1) Jestem Amerykaninem, lol.
2) My room is not tidying itself and this makes me sad
3) I wish I didn't have a driving lesson in the morning.
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday:
1) Nothing
2) Nothing
3) Nothing
(Uh...why is there no question 19?)
20. Current worry right now?
My entire stupid life.
21. Current hate right now?
My entire stupid life
22. Favourite place to be?
Dreaming.
23. How did you bring in New Years?
Sat with my Mum and Monkey.
24. Where would you like to go?
Far, far away. ASAP, plz.
25. Who will complete this?
Don't know.
26. Whose answer do you want to read the most?
I'll read any I find on my friends page.
27. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Navy blue
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I dont fancy it.
29. Can you whistle?
Yes. Both when breathing out and breathing in.
30. Favourite colour(s)?
I dont think I have a favourite.
31. Would you be a pirate?
Sure, can't be worse than being what I am now.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I listen to the radio and sing along.
33. Favourite girl's name?
Iris
34. Favourite boy's name?
I dont really have one.
35. What's in your pocket right now?
Fluff
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Something funny. Honestly, I can't remember. It was probably Monkey on his webcam wearing a ridiculous pair of old meme giant sunglasses.
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
I had teddy bear ones, but I liked the ones I had at my gran's house best, they had a fern pattern on them or something.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
I've never had a super serious injury. I fell down a trench and messed up my ankle muscles when I was younger. Yes, you heard right, a trench.
39. Do you love where you live?
Yes, its unfair to take my misery out on my hometown.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Far too many. 5.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Don't know. Im probably the loudest person in my friends group.
42. How many dogs do you have?
None anymore :(
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I would suspect Monkey might.
45. What is your favourite book?
The Bell Jar. The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat comes in close. I loved When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit and the other two when I was younger as well.
46. What is your favourite candy?
All candy. I miss caramilk bars though, they're not the same as cadbury's caramel.
47. What is your favourite sports team?
Im not really a sports girl.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
No idea.
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Dithering about in my room probably.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
Urrrrrrgh Hated Sunday.