Many thanks to
notatracer for filling me in on the existence of this squeeful treasure.
As usual, Stephen is amazing, and I thought his words were definitely worth transcribing.
"The sight of Hugh Laurie's body when burnished, oiled, and sprawled on a rug in front of the fire is enough to tempt the most jaded of appetites. Notable features are the rosy come-kiss-me cheeks and the big, round, blue, come-hump-me-savagely nipples, which are kept scrupulously clean at all times."
This is Hugh's reaction at "in front of the fire":
And this is his reaction at "come-hump-me-savagely nipples":
It's so obvious he wan't expecting that line and just collapses. Awwwwwwwww!
Unfortunately, the rest of this sketch ("Condom Language") wasn't uploaded; if anyone has it, would you be willing to share?