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HEXES AND JINXES!!!!! I GOT A NEW JOB!
What job is that, you might ask? Well, it's only the most brilliant and amazing and fantastic job possible -- I'm going to be working for WITCH WEEKLY!
I saw they had an add, and since I'm just working for Puddifoot right now I really need another job so I thought that I'd take it and see how it went. I got it! I got it! Calliope Chesilwick seemed to find it reaaaally interesting that I was in the same year and house as Harry, actually, so I don't know if that was -- Hm
I don't really get to do all that much writing. I'll mostly be doing stuff like making copies, dealing with owl post, etc. etc. etc. HOWEVER. I DO HAVE A FIRST ASSIGNMENT!
ATTENTION ALL TOP TEN BACHELORS AND BACHELORETTES
Apparently Witch Weeky is doing some big article about all of you guys for the end of this month's issue and since I know so many of you, they want me to find out what you've been up to! So here is what I need to know ---
Uhhm, what are you up to?
And if you can't tell me here I'll just come hunt you down! Don't think I won't. I'll find a way! But we can have a fun time with it and meet up for tea! Wouldn't that be AMAZING!? And I'll give you the tea for free, since I work at Puddifoots!
[ Private to Neville Longbottom ]
Neville! I REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. ITS VERY IMPORTANT. OKAY?!
[ Private to Seamus ]
I just wanted to say thanks again. I hope things are going well for you.
What job is that, you might ask? Well, it's only the most brilliant and amazing and fantastic job possible -- I'm going to be working for WITCH WEEKLY!
I saw they had an add, and since I'm just working for Puddifoot right now I really need another job so I thought that I'd take it and see how it went. I got it! I got it! Calliope Chesilwick seemed to find it reaaaally interesting that I was in the same year and house as Harry, actually, so I don't know if that was -- Hm
I don't really get to do all that much writing. I'll mostly be doing stuff like making copies, dealing with owl post, etc. etc. etc. HOWEVER. I DO HAVE A FIRST ASSIGNMENT!
ATTENTION ALL TOP TEN BACHELORS AND BACHELORETTES
Apparently Witch Weeky is doing some big article about all of you guys for the end of this month's issue and since I know so many of you, they want me to find out what you've been up to! So here is what I need to know ---
Uhhm, what are you up to?
And if you can't tell me here I'll just come hunt you down! Don't think I won't. I'll find a way! But we can have a fun time with it and meet up for tea! Wouldn't that be AMAZING!? And I'll give you the tea for free, since I work at Puddifoots!
[ Private to Neville Longbottom ]
Neville! I REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. ITS VERY IMPORTANT. OKAY?!
[ Private to Seamus ]
I just wanted to say thanks again. I hope things are going well for you.