Fun with Hell
Just for the record, we live in the parsonage house to the Trinity Methodist Church. No one in our family belongs to said church as their pastor owns a house elsewhere. Now, on with the funny.
Some well-dressed, manner-minded young men came to the door today and betts answered it. They handed her a pamphlet from Faith Baptist Church and she politely accepted it. They left and betts put The Pamphlet on the end table. I found it and discovered that I was Going to go to Hell because I've been a bad putty tat. Imagine my joy at turning their waste of good trees pamphlet to better use by making it the Pastafarian's Pamplet.
It's just a first-draft and I haven't started on the inside yet. I think I'm going to print it out when I'm completely done and post it around town. Maybe I can even don some Pirate garbs. Arrr!
Some well-dressed, manner-minded young men came to the door today and betts answered it. They handed her a pamphlet from Faith Baptist Church and she politely accepted it. They left and betts put The Pamphlet on the end table. I found it and discovered that I was Going to go to Hell because I've been a bad putty tat. Imagine my joy at turning their waste of good trees pamphlet to better use by making it the Pastafarian's Pamplet.
It's just a first-draft and I haven't started on the inside yet. I think I'm going to print it out when I'm completely done and post it around town. Maybe I can even don some Pirate garbs. Arrr!