Dirty European
“You dirty girl, you’re not showering?”
“I showered last night!”
“So did I, and I’m still showering in the morning.”
“That’s ‘cause you’re still dirty. When I shower, I’m very thorough.”
“Yeah right, then what was that smell when I went down on you last night?”
“What?! What smell?”
“Haha, I’m just kidding.”
“Aww. Did I really smell?”
“No.”
“Promise?”
“I promise.”
“Would you tell me if I was smelly?”
“Yes.”
“What would you say?”
“I’d probably say, ‘Hmm, something smells funny.’ And then I’d keep licking.”
“I showered last night!”
“So did I, and I’m still showering in the morning.”
“That’s ‘cause you’re still dirty. When I shower, I’m very thorough.”
“Yeah right, then what was that smell when I went down on you last night?”
“What?! What smell?”
“Haha, I’m just kidding.”
“Aww. Did I really smell?”
“No.”
“Promise?”
“I promise.”
“Would you tell me if I was smelly?”
“Yes.”
“What would you say?”
“I’d probably say, ‘Hmm, something smells funny.’ And then I’d keep licking.”