Average comes as standard
ArHhhh.
Regular people annoy me like an overbearing noise i would like to filter out.
I hate 96% of all hairdressers, they remind me of club night DJ's - they all seem to be cloned from the same one person (from essex no doubt) with tiny differences. They all watch soap opera's and want to talk to me about whats happening on reality t.v, or where i'm going on holiday.
I think they are trying to turn me into one of them..
..like invasion of the body snatchers..
.. they are starting with my hair..
.... then they'll take over the world.. one haircut at a time?
I tell them one thing, they do the other, it's the only explanation. Donald sutherland can't save me now!
There are just too many people on this earth. I think we really need to hurry up and invent the warp drive so we can start exploring space and create starfleet.
Ok, so maybe thats a bit gay..
Regular people annoy me like an overbearing noise i would like to filter out.
I hate 96% of all hairdressers, they remind me of club night DJ's - they all seem to be cloned from the same one person (from essex no doubt) with tiny differences. They all watch soap opera's and want to talk to me about whats happening on reality t.v, or where i'm going on holiday.
I think they are trying to turn me into one of them..
..like invasion of the body snatchers..
.. they are starting with my hair..
.... then they'll take over the world.. one haircut at a time?
I tell them one thing, they do the other, it's the only explanation. Donald sutherland can't save me now!
There are just too many people on this earth. I think we really need to hurry up and invent the warp drive so we can start exploring space and create starfleet.
Ok, so maybe thats a bit gay..