ISSUES
I have two issues. And right now, THEY effect me.
1. I CAN NOT FIND MY FAVORITE BRA. Where is it? Where did it go?? How could it disappear? This particular bra has done this before. I depend on this bra's friendship! It is uplifting and supporting, in a way that no other friend has ever been able to! I have come to depend on this friend. What kind of friend would just... HIDE from you? Clearly not a good one. So after much consideration, I have decided to let this friend go. If it choses to not stand by (er.. ON??) me, then I can't force it. So begone, favorite bra, begone! For tomorrow brings the mall... which will bring other best friends!
... you know. I don't even remember the second issue. Dagnabit! That's my third issue... I can't remember ANYTHING!!!
1. I CAN NOT FIND MY FAVORITE BRA. Where is it? Where did it go?? How could it disappear? This particular bra has done this before. I depend on this bra's friendship! It is uplifting and supporting, in a way that no other friend has ever been able to! I have come to depend on this friend. What kind of friend would just... HIDE from you? Clearly not a good one. So after much consideration, I have decided to let this friend go. If it choses to not stand by (er.. ON??) me, then I can't force it. So begone, favorite bra, begone! For tomorrow brings the mall... which will bring other best friends!
... you know. I don't even remember the second issue. Dagnabit! That's my third issue... I can't remember ANYTHING!!!