Jan 13, 2005 22:54
I get the internet back and this is the first thing that happens
spazneedshelp (10:15:13 PM): hey how long is ur dick?
wonderthisbread (10:15:28 PM): almost an inch ;-)
spazneedshelp (10:16:08 PM): when your hard dork
spazneedshelp (10:16:38 PM): how long is it when u have a hard on?
wonderthisbread (10:16:48 PM): ernie, what the fuck
spazneedshelp (10:17:02 PM): ernie?
spazneedshelp (10:17:05 PM): who?
wonderthisbread (10:17:08 PM): ernest
wonderthisbread (10:17:26 PM): you idiot your buddy profile is in your profile
wonderthisbread (10:17:28 PM): dumbass
wonderthisbread (10:17:34 PM): you're fucking nasty
spazneedshelp (10:19:02 PM): due your the idiot
spazneedshelp (10:19:08 PM): its a default
wonderthisbread (10:19:14 PM): you're
spazneedshelp (10:19:18 PM): i got it from his profile
spazneedshelp (10:19:31 PM): and put it in this one to throw ppl off
wonderthisbread (10:19:35 PM): heyyyy wow friend, I didn't message you asking how long your wee wee was
spazneedshelp (10:19:41 PM): thats why ever1 thinks hes like gay
spazneedshelp (10:20:00 PM): duh
wonderthisbread (10:20:10 PM): right.
spazneedshelp (10:21:56 PM): seriously man i hate him
spazneedshelp (10:22:04 PM): hes a fucker
wonderthisbread (10:22:11 PM): alright
spazneedshelp (10:22:35 PM): do u believe me or no? do u still think its ernest
spazneedshelp (10:22:40 PM): ?
wonderthisbread (10:22:56 PM): I think you're fucking wierd
spazneedshelp (10:23:11 PM): umm who r u refering to?
spazneedshelp (10:23:47 PM): both of us?
wonderthisbread (10:24:05 PM): whoever I'm talking to, which would be...
spazneedshelp (10:24:42 PM): man i cant tell you it would ruin like the whole thing!
wonderthisbread (10:25:22 PM): nooo
spazneedshelp (10:26:18 PM): nooo what?
wonderthisbread (10:26:28 PM): noo you should tell me who I'm talking to
wonderthisbread (10:26:42 PM): I obviously know you and you asked about my dick, so what the fuck
spazneedshelp (10:31:55 PM): no i cant
wonderthisbread (10:32:31 PM): you can't what
spazneedshelp (10:34:55 PM): tell u who i am
wonderthisbread (10:35:00 PM): why
wonderthisbread (10:35:04 PM): answer faster
spazneedshelp (10:35:18 PM): i just cant ok
wonderthisbread (10:35:31 PM): why did you ask my penis size
spazneedshelp (10:35:45 PM): cuz i wanted to...
spazneedshelp (10:36:05 PM): like ya know...masterbate 2 ur dick
wonderthisbread (10:36:23 PM): ...
spazneedshelp (10:36:35 PM): yea..
wonderthisbread (10:36:44 PM): what the hell is wrong with you
spazneedshelp (10:36:57 PM): what do u mean?
wonderthisbread (10:37:49 PM): you randomly message people and ask them how big they're member is, have ernest's profile... and then tell me you want to wank to the size of my penis? that's beligerantly gay or just immature
spazneedshelp (10:38:25 PM): kinda i sapose
spazneedshelp (10:38:35 PM): so?..\
wonderthisbread (10:38:40 PM): so what??!?!
spazneedshelp (10:38:59 PM): dude im kinda bi...i think
wonderthisbread (10:39:30 PM): I dont know who I'm talking to, I dont give a fuck
wonderthisbread (10:44:12 PM): is this jennifer?
spazneedshelp (10:47:37 PM): no
wonderthisbread (10:47:47 PM): uh huh
spazneedshelp (10:48:41 PM): just tell me ur dick size and i will tell u who i am then i will leave u alone
wonderthisbread (10:48:58 PM): no, douche
spazneedshelp (10:49:17 PM): k whatever
spazneedshelp (10:49:52 PM): u wont tell me probly cuz u have a tiny ass dick huh
wonderthisbread (10:50:26 PM): yes, it's inverted
wonderthisbread (10:50:37 PM): a mature person would just tell you
spazneedshelp (10:50:42 PM): ew
wonderthisbread (10:50:44 PM): especially if they didnt know you
wonderthisbread (10:50:56 PM): idiot
spazneedshelp (10:51:05 PM): yea i guess other dudes have told me right off the bat
spazneedshelp (10:51:30 PM): but u dont
wonderthisbread (10:52:22 PM): girl, get a life
spazneedshelp (10:52:48 PM): im not a chick...haha
wonderthisbread (10:52:59 PM): then you're gau
wonderthisbread (10:53:00 PM): gay
spazneedshelp (10:53:18 PM): no
wonderthisbread (10:53:24 PM): I'm a guy, which means I'm above both gay people and women
wonderthisbread (10:53:30 PM): so I win
wonderthisbread (10:53:33 PM): goodbye
wonderthisbread (10:53:41 PM): I'm going to give a you a virus jenn
spazneedshelp signed off at 10:53:45 PM.