BAKSHI!!!
The Monkeys Animations
*a mansion* *a padlocked door that light can just peer through, thanks to cracks and holes* *something struggling against the door* *pans over to Bakshi*
Bakshi: Animations are loose. Full of beans, sounds like to me. I let them loose... I mean, out of their cages... but I keep them in there... locked up in that room. If I was ever to let them animations out of the house, they'd be running this town inside a week.
Manservant Hecubus: Everything he says is true.
*Bakshi stands before the door, undoing the locks*
Bakshi: Animations are in here. Think I'll let 'em out.
*Bakshi opens the door a bit and light pours from behind it, a la the Ark of the Covenant in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'* *the animations scream and make noises before Bakshi closes the door again*
Bakshi: *laughs* I was kidding. I wouldn't wish the animations on my worst enemy. These aren't cute animations. Nah. These are like those damn animations in my animated "The Lord of the Rings"; only they ain’t got no wings, and they smell bad. These are vicious, mean-spirited animations.
Manservant Hecubus: Saw a couple of them get a hold of a dog once. *shakes head* Hoo boy.
Bakshi: *picks up phone* If I don't get a Mordor pizza here in ten minutes, I'M LETTING THE ANIMATIONS LOOSE!
*later, riding an eagle as a taxi*
Bakshi: Worked for 30 years over at the furniture department at the Eatons. Can't tell me everyone in this town didn't look down on me. Worked for commission. Lucky if I made 300 bucks a month. Now I run the whole damn furniture department! Ehhh? I live in Bobby Ore's house!
*the three laugh, the eagle doing so nervously*
Eagle: Here you are, Mr. Bakshi. And I just want to say how much my wife and I appreciate you not letting them animations out.
Bakshi: Oh, I figure I gotta let 'em out sometime. *pause* Tomorrow!
*Eagle looks very worried until Bakshi starts laughing* *Eagle laughs along with him, nervously*
*back in the study*
Bakshi: People think I have got the power cause I've got the animations from the animated Silmarillion. Nope. I've got the power because I'll let the animations from the animated Silmarillion loose. They don't understand...
Manservant Hecubus: If he says he'll let the animations loose, he WILL let the animations loose.
Bakshi: They goddamn don't understand THAT, and they goddamn don't understand me. But that's okay. That's all right, see... cause people... they understand my animations.
*close up on the shaking door* *the animated characters howl and bang against it*
*a mansion* *a padlocked door that light can just peer through, thanks to cracks and holes* *something struggling against the door* *pans over to Bakshi*
Bakshi: Animations are loose. Full of beans, sounds like to me. I let them loose... I mean, out of their cages... but I keep them in there... locked up in that room. If I was ever to let them animations out of the house, they'd be running this town inside a week.
Manservant Hecubus: Everything he says is true.
*Bakshi stands before the door, undoing the locks*
Bakshi: Animations are in here. Think I'll let 'em out.
*Bakshi opens the door a bit and light pours from behind it, a la the Ark of the Covenant in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'* *the animations scream and make noises before Bakshi closes the door again*
Bakshi: *laughs* I was kidding. I wouldn't wish the animations on my worst enemy. These aren't cute animations. Nah. These are like those damn animations in my animated "The Lord of the Rings"; only they ain’t got no wings, and they smell bad. These are vicious, mean-spirited animations.
Manservant Hecubus: Saw a couple of them get a hold of a dog once. *shakes head* Hoo boy.
Bakshi: *picks up phone* If I don't get a Mordor pizza here in ten minutes, I'M LETTING THE ANIMATIONS LOOSE!
*later, riding an eagle as a taxi*
Bakshi: Worked for 30 years over at the furniture department at the Eatons. Can't tell me everyone in this town didn't look down on me. Worked for commission. Lucky if I made 300 bucks a month. Now I run the whole damn furniture department! Ehhh? I live in Bobby Ore's house!
*the three laugh, the eagle doing so nervously*
Eagle: Here you are, Mr. Bakshi. And I just want to say how much my wife and I appreciate you not letting them animations out.
Bakshi: Oh, I figure I gotta let 'em out sometime. *pause* Tomorrow!
*Eagle looks very worried until Bakshi starts laughing* *Eagle laughs along with him, nervously*
*back in the study*
Bakshi: People think I have got the power cause I've got the animations from the animated Silmarillion. Nope. I've got the power because I'll let the animations from the animated Silmarillion loose. They don't understand...
Manservant Hecubus: If he says he'll let the animations loose, he WILL let the animations loose.
Bakshi: They goddamn don't understand THAT, and they goddamn don't understand me. But that's okay. That's all right, see... cause people... they understand my animations.
*close up on the shaking door* *the animated characters howl and bang against it*