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Feb 24, 2011 15:31

There's this ten-day, or actually ten-entry meme making the rounds, and I am celebrating violetisblue's by imitating her in sincerest flattery.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight qualities you admire in other people.
Day Four: Seven recurring thoughts.
Day Five: Six things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: Five books, movies, TV series, etc. you recommend.
Day Seven: Four silly quirks.
Day Eight: Three pet peeves.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.



1. I was totally sincere in wishing the guild all the best when I quit, but really, I left because you can be an unpleasant, judgemental, stingy person at times. Too bad you are the GM.

2. I'm sick of your party line that your ADHD is a "gift" and even your "superpower." The fact is that it makes you exhausting and sometimes infuriating to be around. I've very deliberately avoided spending time with you and will continue to do so until you start treating your disorder as an actual disorder. Also, I strongly suspect that you are bipolar just like I am. We are both swimming in the murky water of the same gene pool after all. There's only room for one occasionally batshit person in my life, and that spot is currently occupied by me.

3. I suspect you think I'm avoiding you because you are terminally ill and I'm freaked out by that, but actually, I'm avoiding you because I'm freaked out by the fact that you (used to) want to watch porn and jack off with me, possibly more.

4. Oh my god, are you seriously too lazy to even copy-paste a weblink? When you are at home, do you have the fridge and the TV next to the toilet to save you the unbearable effort of walking from room to room?

5. Your hearing loss is really frustrating to me. I can only imagine how frustrating it must be to you.

6. Your overuse of ellipses...in all written...communication drives me nuts...I'm like...for god's sake...are you too wishy-washy to even commit...to a definitive end of your sentence...

7. You are an incredibly good doctor, and the respect you have always shown me and my experience is deeply appreciated.

8. I bought you a present but forgot to send it. I've had it for something like two years and now I'm too embarrassed to send it but I don't want to throw it away either.

9. I was so excited to meet up with you and then spent our entire time together feeling oddly shut out, and I don't know if it's just because you are shy and introverted or if you just don't enjoy my company IRL.

10. You don't want to be a politician, you just want to be rich and famous and admired. You don't want to be President, you want to be Oprah.
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