Disappointment

[msharpie]

Q. Does anyone around the lake have pontoon boat rentals?

A. At this time there is none that this site is aware of.

Well damn. There goes that idea. Anyone got a boat they want to lend me? Or wanna drop $20,000 on one? Just let me know if you're interested.

"Hey everybody I think the time is right
Let's get together down where the catfish bite
Cooped up all winter
Waiting on a day like this
It's the way I feel when I'm rockin on the water
Baby that I can't resist
Bar-B-Q grill, summer time jam
Just about a mile above the Sardis Dam
Party on the water whole lotta fun
Time to make a Tallahatchie River Run

I'll get my bass boat, crank up your party barge
We'll drop these anchors out where the big boats are
Break out a cooler, pass out ice-cold beer
Look at all the people out here on the water
Man I can't believe we're here

Swingin' on a rope gonna have a ball
Jumpin' off the Yellow Creek waterfall
Checkin out the honeys, bakin in the sun
God bless a Tallahatchie River Run..."
-Darryl Worley

Okay, I admit, it's actually the Tennessee River Run and it's the Pickwick Dam. So what.

I rest my case (but just for tonight).