Sep 23, 2009 07:29
"If the research department at Starbucks found there was a huge coffee market in Satan-worshiping child molesters, there'd be a guy in Marketing working on the lyrics to The Devil Went to the Schoolyard right now...." I then spent the rest of my shower trying to think up other song titles.
Lucifer's Lost his Puppy (Won't You Help Him Look?)
Our Infernal Secret
The Devil's Panel Van
Jesus Never Bought you Toys Like These
It started with thoughts about corporations who try to put forth the appearance of promoting socially progressive issues, when in fact the only reason the company does it is because it knows there's a large customer base that would show their approval by buying their product. Next thing you know, I'm writing lyrics....
And the Devil said, "Hey little boy,
Won't you give me a hand?"
And he said he had some kittens
In his big old panel van.
Well I never saw those kittens
But I don't mind tellin' you
The Devil's got a secret
And now I have one too....
I think this means there's something seriously wrong with me....
shower thoughts