Because I'm a fan of divination....
Via johnnyripped's MySpace. Most of these didn't make sense, but the ones that did were funny, so....
RULES:
1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question
3.) Use the song title as the answer
4.) NO CHEATING!!! What you get is what you get!
1) How am I feeling today?
Everybody Got Their Something (Nikka Coste) - nice and vague.
2) Where will I get married?
Shoehorn With Teeth (They Might Be Giants) - about things we want that don't exist. Perfect.
3) What is my best friend's theme song?
Generation 666 (Nekromantix) - sure, I'll go with that....
4) What is high school like?
The Bells are Ringing (They Might Be Giants) - very Pavlovian.
5) What is the best thing about me?
The World's Address - remix (They Might Be Giants) - Ummm....
6)How is today going to be?
I'm Going Slightly Mad (Queen) - now that's just not fair....
7) What is in store for this weekend?
Friend of a Friend (Foo Fighters) - I don't know any of my friend's friends....
8) What song describes my parents?
XTC vs Adam Ant - live (They Might Be Giants) - adversarial. Interesting.
9) How is my life going?
Living Dead Girl (Rob Zombie) - *sigh*
10) What song will they play at my funeral?
Going Slow (Tin Star) - yup, I'll just mosey on into the afterlife....
11) How does the world see me?
Black Hole Sun (Soundgarden) - a horrible, light-crushing void that devours space and time? Sounds about right.
12) What do my friends really think of me?
Cup of Coffee (Garbage) - Title aside, the song is about vast emotional distances, which, again, sounds about right....
13) Why do people secretly lust after me?
Cold Day in the Sun (Foo Fighters) - no idea....
14) How can I make myself happy?
Your Horoscope For Today (Weird Al Yankovic) - enigmatic.
15) What should I do with my life?
Messin' in the Dressing Room (The Mooney Suzuki) - have more sex?
16) Will I ever have children?
Pop Goes the World (Men Without Hats) - Apocolypse! Awesome!
17) What is some good advice?
Burn (Sister Machine Gun) - Ummm... okay. I'll get back to you on that.
18) What do I think my current theme song is?
Chilled (Portishead) - I don't even know how this song got on my pod....
19) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
I Think I'm Paranoid (Garbage) - Shh.... trust no one.
20) What type of men/women do you like?
Green Bird (from Cowboy Bebop) - also enigmatic....
21) Will you get married?
In the Flesh! (Pink Floyd) - anything from The Wall can't be good.
22) What should I do with my love life?
Headline News (Weird Al Yankovic) - something extreme?
23) Where will you live?
Casino (from Run Lola Run) - Vegas, baby, VEGAS!
24) What will your dying words be?
Ringfinger (Nine Inch Nails) - creepy
25) Hows your day going so far?
I Want it All (Queen) - well you can't have it
26) Hows your love life?
Arthur Wakes Up (from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) - inept, I guess.
27)Where will your next vacation be?
Another Travellin' Song (Bright Eyes) - don't know where I'm going, but I'm going somewhere.....
28) You want to be the star of this music video:
Kyrie (Mister Mister) - me in a white suit, light streaming from behind me.... Yup. I'm going to Hell.
RULES:
1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question
3.) Use the song title as the answer
4.) NO CHEATING!!! What you get is what you get!
1) How am I feeling today?
Everybody Got Their Something (Nikka Coste) - nice and vague.
2) Where will I get married?
Shoehorn With Teeth (They Might Be Giants) - about things we want that don't exist. Perfect.
3) What is my best friend's theme song?
Generation 666 (Nekromantix) - sure, I'll go with that....
4) What is high school like?
The Bells are Ringing (They Might Be Giants) - very Pavlovian.
5) What is the best thing about me?
The World's Address - remix (They Might Be Giants) - Ummm....
6)How is today going to be?
I'm Going Slightly Mad (Queen) - now that's just not fair....
7) What is in store for this weekend?
Friend of a Friend (Foo Fighters) - I don't know any of my friend's friends....
8) What song describes my parents?
XTC vs Adam Ant - live (They Might Be Giants) - adversarial. Interesting.
9) How is my life going?
Living Dead Girl (Rob Zombie) - *sigh*
10) What song will they play at my funeral?
Going Slow (Tin Star) - yup, I'll just mosey on into the afterlife....
11) How does the world see me?
Black Hole Sun (Soundgarden) - a horrible, light-crushing void that devours space and time? Sounds about right.
12) What do my friends really think of me?
Cup of Coffee (Garbage) - Title aside, the song is about vast emotional distances, which, again, sounds about right....
13) Why do people secretly lust after me?
Cold Day in the Sun (Foo Fighters) - no idea....
14) How can I make myself happy?
Your Horoscope For Today (Weird Al Yankovic) - enigmatic.
15) What should I do with my life?
Messin' in the Dressing Room (The Mooney Suzuki) - have more sex?
16) Will I ever have children?
Pop Goes the World (Men Without Hats) - Apocolypse! Awesome!
17) What is some good advice?
Burn (Sister Machine Gun) - Ummm... okay. I'll get back to you on that.
18) What do I think my current theme song is?
Chilled (Portishead) - I don't even know how this song got on my pod....
19) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
I Think I'm Paranoid (Garbage) - Shh.... trust no one.
20) What type of men/women do you like?
Green Bird (from Cowboy Bebop) - also enigmatic....
21) Will you get married?
In the Flesh! (Pink Floyd) - anything from The Wall can't be good.
22) What should I do with my love life?
Headline News (Weird Al Yankovic) - something extreme?
23) Where will you live?
Casino (from Run Lola Run) - Vegas, baby, VEGAS!
24) What will your dying words be?
Ringfinger (Nine Inch Nails) - creepy
25) Hows your day going so far?
I Want it All (Queen) - well you can't have it
26) Hows your love life?
Arthur Wakes Up (from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) - inept, I guess.
27)Where will your next vacation be?
Another Travellin' Song (Bright Eyes) - don't know where I'm going, but I'm going somewhere.....
28) You want to be the star of this music video:
Kyrie (Mister Mister) - me in a white suit, light streaming from behind me.... Yup. I'm going to Hell.