I farted in Santa's lap.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I punched warlord in the arm (-10 points). In April lissa_ann and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (967 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
msgrumpybear