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Mar 10, 2006 21:21

Snagged from Trinitys_matrix(cuz she told me I had to)
-List ten things you want to say to people you know but know you never will, for whatever reason.
- Don't say who they are, use a person only once.

1.)You slimy son of a bitch personally i think you should have your drivers liscense taken away and be given a frontal lobotomy then handed to the local institution to be ass fucked for the remainder of your pitiful life.

2.)Your fat your by no means attractive and if you think people are listening to what you say your absolutely in need of a life.

3.)You are kidding me standing up a gorgeous red head for Poker? POKER? *shakes head and stick tongue out at you*

4.)You have lost my respect you did that the day you told one of your co workers that your family from the bar were the only ones to come see you in the hospital and the day you blew off blood relatives for a bunch of drunks at a bar.

5.)Im very proud of you for getting rid of the looser and even more so for you grasping life by the cahonas and moving forward versus letting this stagnant city drag you down.

6.)You will not win my admiration by trying to constantly one up me. You have no clue how petty and stupid you look when you try.

7.)YOUR NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE SO PLEASE PLEASE just relax and enjoy life you have much to learn little one....

8.)Okay you think you know what your doing but honest shouldnt you just put that piece of technology back in the box and return it to where it came from and save us all alot of headaches.

9.)You may find your perfume nice however I have no desire to spend my days dealing with migraines a touch of body spray is enough to bathe in the shit says one thing to me TAKE A FUCKING BATH ALREADY!!!!

10.)I dont know how many times or ways to tell you you dont stand achance in hell at ever getting anywhere near what you want from me or Bella so please give up now before we are forced to chop off your gonads and feed them to you. Keep it platonic and we're good ....
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