Nov 06, 2005 15:32
Meet mary.
Her legs hurt an aweful lot.
She has some reading to do. Lots of reading to do.
Last night, $550 dollar shopping spree.
Clothing? Oh dear god yes. New shoes.
Things to do:
=count pairs of shoes
=read up to chap. 20 in Scarlet letter
=shower/massage legs. pronto!
=repaint toes.
=tanning? facial?
Things not to do:
=leave the premesis.
=care about the people who call my house phone.
=answer the door naked.
brb.
♥ Mary