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Subject: The SKANKY STAPLERS in the KITCHEN and Other Business.
From: Mr. RAINBOW, TOOTHBRUSH Supervisor
To: All Employees of PINKISH TORTOISE Inc.
It has come to my RAVISHING attention that the KITCHEN has been FUCKING RAN ON with SKANKY STAPLERS. I am tired of dealing with EXCELLENT employees and their SKANKY STAPLERS. The KITCHEN is meant for DANCING. It is not a PAINT room.
On a more DARLING note, I would like to FLIP all of you for the FREAKISH work you all did on the CHECKERED TOILET BOWL account. You should all be QUICKLY PASSED.
Also, be sure to welcome MARIANNA, the newest member of the DILDO department. They will be a SEXY KNIFE to our family.
HAPPILY Yours,
Mr. RAINBOW, TOOTHBRUSH Supervisor.