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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In September lize84dw and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In May I helped cutie72405 see the light (8 points). Last Friday I bought porn for jakelees (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1055 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
MSFeehan124