Feb 16, 2004 12:40
weekend with stef was awesome. can't wait for next weekend, kregg party will be amazzing.
again, the main point of this entry is to show off my icon, but i'll write more, all the same, look at my amazzing icon.
still waiting to hear from IMDB, but its taking longer this time, so im more optimistic.
found out a buddy of mine here is playing a show at hampshire at the end of march so i'll probably hitch a ride with him and chill with umass and hampshire folk. but i might not cuz he wasnt sure what the date of the show was and my parents are coming up here one wkend at the end of march.
k, thats all i got
raven mccoy joke of the day
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your bathrobe for me." She’s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you let me touch your breasts." Now she’s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door.
Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty.
"Who was that?" the husband asks.
"Oh, that was just Ben," the wife answers.
"Ben?" the husband says. "That son of a bitch owes me 800 bucks!"