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[msdisdain]

Saw Avengers again. Seriously did not need to think any more about Jeremy Renner's biceps than I already have been.

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[ancarett]

But they're so pretty!

[msdisdain]

THAT IS THE PROBLEM. I already had an unreasonable thing for Josh Hutcherson's biceps based solely on the stalk across the raining room floor to get the big metal thing to throw. Now I get a whole movie of Renner shooting arrows and wearing tiny black shirts. Cannot. Deal.

[ancarett]

Is it horribly shallow of me to say that I never once got my eyes below his thighs? It was all biceps, torso and, well, you get the picture!

[msdisdain]

Not remotely shallow. I mean, the whole movie's like a giant pool of eyeporn--Chris Evans's ass in the boxing gym, HELLO-- but something about Renner's arms just KILLED me. And I never liked him before, or, honestly, gave a shit about anyone's arms. At least I can feel fine with lusting after him (we are almost exactly the same age) as opposed to Hutcherson, who I could have given birth to.

[deathmallow]

OH GOOD. I'm not the only one who ended up staring at Chris Evans' ass. I mean, that Cap costume. Pretty much just demands you stare at his butt.

[msdisdain]

Scarlett's costume too! The designers really liked the ass.

[deathmallow]

You're not kidding there. Hellooooo tight pants.

[ancarett]

It's just a pity that Thor's so fond of his cloak and Iron Man's always in his suit or we would have had even more options!

[deathmallow]

Very true there, though I think there were points in "Thor" he was cloakless, and OH HEY CAPTAIN APOLLO.

[ancarett]

Manflesh of infinite distraction!

[deathmallow]

ROSLIN. Such a clear badass woman forever and ever.

Oh, manflesh. The line about tasting manflesh from LOTR is just...Tolkien obviously did not have a dirty enough mind.

[ancarett]

That's what fandom is for! *chortles merrily*

[deathmallow]

One does not simply walk into Walmart!

[ancarett]

Indeed, one does not.

[deathmallow]

HA. Love it.

Also, Sean Bean. WTF is up with you and making an early exit out of epic fantasies? Boromir, Ned Stark...all he needed to do was play Dumbledore for the hat trick.

...so he'll be cast as Finnick Odair. XD

[deathmallow]

Though he should have been cast as Rue in that case...