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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole rnbowpixy's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I punched deb2some in the nose (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (742 points). For Christmas I deserve a new house!
Sincerely,
msda999