Picking up strays and taking them home.

[mscontrarymary]

Well, look, he was lying there all weird and pathetic from the drugs, and the vet said that if he didn't get rehomed he'd get put down, and I know what I said, shut up.

Harry (bless you) gave me a ride to the vets so that I could settle the bill and work out where to send it next. And he had this cast on his back leg and he sort of made this

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[cons_detective]

That thing looks amazingly angry. What the hell did you do to it?

[mscontrarymary]

You'd be grumpy if someone stuck a cone around your neck too, to be fair.

I even bought the most expensive cat food. It's actually eating better than I am at the moment (salmon vs. cheese on toast).

[cons_detective]

You're putting animals before people again. Stop it, before you make yourself look like an idiot.

Oh. Never mind.

[mscontrarymary]

Well, that's what it said on the tin. It looks more like sponge dipped in gravy, but it actually ate some of it, so it's probably not poisoned.

[cons_detective]

Of course not. You save the poison for actual people.

[mscontrarymary]

Only the ones I like. <3

[cons_detective]

Not only are you an idiot, but you're insane as well.

[mscontrarymary]

What on earth is that?

I thought you wanted to be the Bluebird Embryo of Happiness.

[cons_detective]

A cat foetus seemed more appropriate for the conversation. :3

[mscontrarymary]

You know, you're bonkers in the best possible way. It's kind of amazing.

[cons_detective]

Shut up.

[mscontrarymary]

I like it. You make my day more interesting, it's great. :)

[cons_detective]

What are you trying to do?

[mscontrarymary]

I'm not trying to do anything. Sometimes I tell people I like what I like about them.

Just take the compliment, you spoon.

[cons_detective]

It can't be a compliment if you insult me in the same post.

[mscontrarymary]

It wasn't really intended as an insult.

It's sort of like... When John calls Mike or Bill a wanker, except not even that harsh.