Ballistic gravy containment unit reporting for duty.

[mscontrarymary]

A very specialised unit, a little bit maverick, armed with the height of military technology. And in special cases, a chair. What is it with that place and me that means I end up standing on a chair

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[jumperfkr]

Do I want to know why you put gravy on my ceiling?

[mscontrarymary]

It wasn't me! It was your eccentric genius of a boyfriend. Ask him.