holy fucking dick licking shiiiiit

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wow ok my stareday was fucking crazy....ok so around 3:30 i get to nicoles house and of course we get into drama with other people because some people aare really noisy but w.e its in the past. ok so then me and nicole decided to go eat at sushi cafe and we have dinner there just me and here. i havent been there without any guys in a long time so it was good just me and her. ok so then julian and jeff came and picked us up. so then we just go say hi to joe and to paul cause paul was having like a house thing i dont know. so after that we were just driving around and shit. and then we decide to go to rammagenies hooka but it was completely full so were just waiting there and then we meet up with drbkin and his aunt but his aunt was really kool shes like 23 years old. so anyway we decide to leave and we go to westwood and omg it was so crowded. so first we go to habibis and they dont have anyroom so then we go to gypsy cafe and they have room but there also really full so we sit down. and ofcourse i had to DRINK like a fucking idiot. so we got kamikazees wich are vodka drinks. and i havent had one since cancun so i decide to drink. so anyway i relized that im a fucking pussy because i got really drunk of like 1 1/2 drinks but there was like 3 shots in each drink but w.e. so anyway im like in a different world and everybody is fine. except me. and like were walking to jeffs car and theres this homless guy with a sign and i was making fun of him so bad to his face omfg. but ya then we were like racing people on the way home while i was dieng in the back seat. but anyway thank god i didnt through up and thank god i dont have a hang over. but i did make a fool of myself and thats much worse. but i think ill forget it soon and dot he exact same thing. so ya then me nicole and julian get to nicoles and i fall asleep. so then i like wake up at 4 in the morning and we decide to watch final destination.....never am i getting on a plane. fuck that shit ill drive to cancun and ill swim to russia.lol ok that was my saterday. and i figured out when ur drunk u know what ur doing but its like slower so if like something drops for a drunk person it slowly drops like a minute after it really happens.

REMEBER KIDS.....DRINKING IS FOR LOSERS like me