Strange follows me!
I don't know why, but strange things happen to me...ALOT!
The story of the day...
I wake up every morning at 5:30 am and start my morning routine. Shower or bath, brush teeth, make-up, hair and off to work I go. Well, today was much different. I decided to take a bath this morning, but had a uninvited swimmer in my bath water. I was washing my leg and all of a sudden I feel a sharp pain, followed by burning. It was bad enough to make me scream like I have never screamed before. I look down to find a wasp in my bath water. Justin came running in, still sleeping, trying to calm me. At this point he still has no idea what has happened. I asked him to grab my cigarettes, which he put in his lips and was getting ready to light. I tell him, "no, don't light it...break it open!" I put tobacco on it, which made it stop burning. After I dry off, I see that it is swelling and I am getting this huge red spot on my leg. I immediately called my boss, trying my hardest not to laugh, and tell him that I have to head to the dr. before work and why. Go to the dr. and get steroids and of course advises that I take something over the counter for the allergy. I go to work and everyone wants to see where I got stung. Here's the kicker, it's on the inner part of my left thigh. Had this thing had stung 6 inches further up, it would have gotten my girl parts. I had to wear Yoga pants to work, jeans hurt to put on (too tender of a spot to have demin there). After a couple of pain pills today, my leg has finally stopped hurting....for now!
OK, you can laugh now...everyone else did.
The story of the day...
I wake up every morning at 5:30 am and start my morning routine. Shower or bath, brush teeth, make-up, hair and off to work I go. Well, today was much different. I decided to take a bath this morning, but had a uninvited swimmer in my bath water. I was washing my leg and all of a sudden I feel a sharp pain, followed by burning. It was bad enough to make me scream like I have never screamed before. I look down to find a wasp in my bath water. Justin came running in, still sleeping, trying to calm me. At this point he still has no idea what has happened. I asked him to grab my cigarettes, which he put in his lips and was getting ready to light. I tell him, "no, don't light it...break it open!" I put tobacco on it, which made it stop burning. After I dry off, I see that it is swelling and I am getting this huge red spot on my leg. I immediately called my boss, trying my hardest not to laugh, and tell him that I have to head to the dr. before work and why. Go to the dr. and get steroids and of course advises that I take something over the counter for the allergy. I go to work and everyone wants to see where I got stung. Here's the kicker, it's on the inner part of my left thigh. Had this thing had stung 6 inches further up, it would have gotten my girl parts. I had to wear Yoga pants to work, jeans hurt to put on (too tender of a spot to have demin there). After a couple of pain pills today, my leg has finally stopped hurting....for now!
OK, you can laugh now...everyone else did.