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Gakked from nicci_mac
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Sid's Christmas party. It was Catspaw who spiked the punch with too much fuzzy navel. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cinnamon.
I thought it was funny when I put Yragg's panties on my head and danced the tango on the couch while singing `Dingaling the Christmas Bell'. I didn't mean to break sid's iBuzz and don't know why sid would sue me for indecent exposure.
I don't remember calling Teand's wife a lush lamb---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Reedfem's husband's earlobe, it was only because I ate too much of that fudge.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my sleigh through my neighbor's rooftop. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a shiny kitten and have me arrested for disorderly conduct!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all soft and fluffy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this stinky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and slinkily yours,
MsBeata (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 4 bucks!