NOT AGAIN....

Oct 28, 2005 15:47

So I was in the elevator and my bra strap fell off my shoulder...now normally I would wait till I was in my office...especially since I am wearing the brown long sleeve turtle neck - a little something from the little one...BUT I decided to shove my hand down my turtle neck, throw my right arm up in the air and appear to be sniffing my armpit while feeling myself up...DING...yeah, the elevator stops...

As I try to pull my hand out I realize that my hug tiger eye flower ring is caught on something!! One of the gold petals from the rose was snagged!!! The doors are opening...so I shove my right hand under my shirt - looking back I should NOT have done this because when the door opened I was standing alone in the elevator with one hand under my neck and in my shirt and the other up my shirt (exposing my pale jelly belly)...the guy just looked at me, not moving till the doors shut again...

In the end I lost a petal off my ring and snagged my bra!!! I know this because I took my shirt off in the bathroom after prying my hand free!! Lucky for me no one barged into the bathroom while I was standing there in my bra...

I guess this is why next time I should just let my bra strap fall and HANG there off my shoulder!! This is also the reason there is a nasty rumor going around the building that I am a drunk and a pothead *SIGH*
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