616 - Action Figures

[ms_tique]

Raven woke with an arm stuck halfway through Morph’s chest. His leg had bonelessly coiled around hers during the night. They looked like a pair of truck-stop Barbie knockoffs left in the microwave. No - not Barbies. They were Action Figures. Even generic Barbies didn’t come in colors like Irish Creme or Blue Curacao, and while Barbie’s limbs were

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[tj_nocturne]

((Sweet monkey Jesus, that's great. I can see it now, TJ goes on a talk show "My Friend Is Shagging My Alternate Reality Grandma"... Only in Marvel, folks *cackles and claps*))

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[ms_tique]

((Te he! Jerry Springer, here we come! Kurt could complain I only ever loved evil alternates of him and Rogue could complain I slept with her boyfriend just to break them up - and that's before TJ's mom's side of the family comes on stage.

I'm building up to having a Serious Talk with Morph about you. You're welcome to poke at us all you'd like. In fact, once we finish with The Longest Breakfast Ever, I encourage you to. :D ))

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[morphtastic]

((Haha! :D Yeah - uhm, yeah! Darn these alternate reality grandmas and the hormone addled time travellers!

I promise not to say 'who's your grand-daddy' to Teej, though. :D ))

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[ms_tique]

((*laughs* I was [this] close to having her shirt read "World's Hottest Grandma"))

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[morphtastic]

(( XD ))

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[tj_nocturne]

((Pffft, if Morph didn't make jokes like that, he wouldn't be Morph ;) I still need to figure out Teej's reaction to it. Other than "ew."))

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[morphtastic]

((Hmn.. that is a good point! Geriatric sex jokes away! Muhuwahahaa. ))

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[ms_tique]

((Ha! You are going to be a HIT at the next 'Meadow Valley Retirement Center Luau.' Imagine all the Grandmas you can shag, you lucky devil!))

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[morphtastic]

(( Raven hanging out and playing bridge and pinochle with all the other old grannies. Morph'll be your walker! :D

Oh! Meeting time, will be gone for ~ 1 hour. Take care! ))

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[ms_tique]

((Glad you could play for so long! I'm going to be on Sages for a Mutant Girls Night Out tonight, so probaby won't be posting quite so fast and furious here. Still having plenty of fun with it, though!))

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[morphtastic]

((Woot! You gonna spill the beans to TJ there? ;) ))

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[ms_tique]

((I don't know if she's coming. So far, it's mostly Marvel_Bullpen people and the awesome 'Ro who recently joined Sages. If TJ shows up, I'll certainly ask her what her intentions are towards you. ;) It'll probably go downhill from there, but again, depends on whether she stops by. If she doesn't, we should find some suitable way to traumatize her in the near future. :D ))

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[morphtastic]

(( Sounds fun. I've enjoyed watching 'Ro talk, and the Bullpen people are fun-wacky. Enjoy yourself! :D ))

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[ms_tique]

((It looks like we'll have to come up with a reason for the pair of us to bump into TJ. She stopped by for a bit, but I barely had time to try and liquor her up before she sensibly ran off to a post where the writers didn't look like drunken teenage girls. As I write this, it makes no sense, but we're at over 400 posts. Fun, but it's also making me really appriciate the quieter atmosphere here.))

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[tj_nocturne]

((Alrightie.

Early night for me, I think - I went to bed four hours ago.

Yes that means I'm typing in my sleep!))

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[ms_tique]

((Oooh. I have a laptop and wifi at home, so technically, I really could curl up in bed and type in my sleep. I am afraid of what I would find there in the morning. I'd be hoping for Christopher Moore but instead would discover in my dreams, I compose lovingly written Alstate Insurance Phamplets.))