Jan 14, 2009 20:05
WOW.
UH. YEAH? GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THESE CLASSES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I DO NOT COOK. I DO NOT SEW PRETTY BULLSHIT. AND I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE A FUCKING CLASS ON RAISING KIDS. AND WHY I DO NOT DANCE YOUR GAY BALLET. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I GOT THE GAYEST SCHEDULE HUMANLY POSSIBLE. WHO THE FUCK WOULD GENUINELY SIGN UP TO MAKE CUPCAKES, SOCKS, KIDS, AND DANCE ALL IN ONE SEMESTER?
ANSWER: SOMEONE GAY.
IE: NOT ME.
DIE.
Fuck school.
I'll come back when the teachers aren't expecting me to bring flats and aprons to class.
On a different note, my tattoo looks fucking great now that it's healed.
hahahahahaha no