!seventy-one: public service annoucement

[ms_superfuck]

HA HA HA HA HA HA OKAY WHAT THE FUCK, TEACHERS. DID I MENTION HOW MUCH YOU ALL SUCK. Because I REALLY DO NOT THINK I DID, AND IF I SOMEHOW MISSED THE ORDEAL, YEAH. SUCK A FUCK.

(I don't even care about passing high school, I just like having a reason to be mad at you like the rest of the school. I'll do the papers, but my future doesn't depend on

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[quitnaggingme]

You made a musical equivalent of a 30-page paper, a 30-minute presentation, and a paper test?

[ms_superfuck]

God you're good at guessing.

[quitnaggingme]

You can't be serious.

[ms_superfuck]

You shouldn't have guessed if you didn't want to know, dude.

[quitnaggingme]

The question was meant to be sarcastic.

[ms_superfuck]

BUT I did make a rocket out of a dildo I stole out of the room next to mine. I thought it would be funny and ironic.

[quitnaggingme]

And mildly disturbing.

[ms_superfuck]

Oh god I know. I can't wait to see his face. When you turn a knob, it even vibrates, so it sounds like it's taking off. I have never been more craftily proud of myself IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

[quitnaggingme]

... Did you disinfect it first?

[ms_superfuck]

Uh, no, I'm letting it mold over with the crusty remains of what I hope are vaginal fluids. :|

[quitnaggingme]

Hey, it never hurts to check with you.

[ms_superfuck]

I'm glad to know you caught to sarcasm there. YOU'RE CATCHING ON ♥

Anyways, I've got it in a box along with some Potpourri my mom gave me last week that I didn't know where to put, so not only will it be a Rocket Cock, but it'll smell like flowers and dried apples and shit.

I am like Martha Stewart right now, it's fucking amazing.