lmao!!!
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the blonde girl sympathetically, "that must be painful. I had tennis elbow once."
how funny is that?1 lol just a lil pick me up for anyone thats feelin down today! ...
i just cleaned my WHOLE house for my mom lol cause she wanted that for mothers day...i cleaned the fridge, and cabinets everything!!! she gets to go to the redsox game tomarrow no fair! so ill be stuck here doing nothing!!i went shopping today omg i got the cutest outfit!!! its a denim skirt with lace and i got a halter to go with it and a sweater to go over it andthen i got 3 more shirts!! major sales and then some not so sales... it was fun well ima gonna go! ttel!
~heather~
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the blonde girl sympathetically, "that must be painful. I had tennis elbow once."
how funny is that?1 lol just a lil pick me up for anyone thats feelin down today! ...
i just cleaned my WHOLE house for my mom lol cause she wanted that for mothers day...i cleaned the fridge, and cabinets everything!!! she gets to go to the redsox game tomarrow no fair! so ill be stuck here doing nothing!!i went shopping today omg i got the cutest outfit!!! its a denim skirt with lace and i got a halter to go with it and a sweater to go over it andthen i got 3 more shirts!! major sales and then some not so sales... it was fun well ima gonna go! ttel!
~heather~