we won't stop until somebody calls the cops and even then we'll start again and just pretend that

Apr 15, 2008 14:36

I've been having very strange dreams recently. In the strangest one I thought that mice might be in my house, but it turned out that they were these caterpillar type things that were made out of lime green and gray socks. The kind with the green at the toe and heel with the criss-cross pattern. They were EVERYWHERE. I opened up a cabinet and 200 of them fell out. I had to find the largest one who was similar to a mini jaba the hut and I told him, "Look, you're eating too much cheese. You need to get some more fiber in your diet." And as soon as he did, he took a massive shit and all of them disappeared into a wisp of smoke.
The End.
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