Today, while diving in the biggest tank at the aquarium where I work, a
scrawled cowfish bit me on the ear so hard it drew blood. At my supervisor's insistence, I tried to grab the little bastard to give him a good punishing shake, but instead I freaked him out and he swam top speed right into a wall.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, YOU FUCKING PUNK.
Edit: Here's a picture of the damage.
He actually bit me TWICE. Can you tell?