Dear Drivers,
especially those who buy vehicles that cops use. I have one thing to ask of you. For the love of God, stop buying those damn cars. They look like unmarked police cars and then I get all paranoid and start acting crazy like driving the speed limit. Then it turns out, you're not a cop, just a person in a car resembling one and it pisses me off! And then you get pissed off and start tailgating me b/c you think I'm driving like a grandma when really, I'm just trying to not get pulled over when you don't even have that power you big ol' wannabe!! So for my sake, yours, and others out there get a different car next time! Please. We need to help each other out. Especially since that time my ipod had "Fuck the Police" playing when the windows were down and the 5-0 were directing traffic..Talk about awkward.
I'd say sincerely, but you pissed me off and I wouldn't mean it,
Mellie
I'd say sincerely, but you pissed me off and I wouldn't mean it,
Mellie