Theatrical Muse: The Moral of the story
The moral of the story is...
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Dear diary,
I'm a little sore today in the neither regions, but I don't wish to state exactly why, in the event Max finds this diary again and gives it to Uncle Gustav. I don't think either would be pleased. Max would be astounded and Uncle Gustav would be very upset. I would be punished then I would have to find a way to escape the house and return to the sanctuary that is the castle.
Suffice it to say that the moral of the story is women should never put large amounts of poppy seeds in their pants pocket and then visit handsome vampires. Particularly if those pants are made of thin material and essence of poppy seed can soak through.
I believe I need to take a shower now to remove the remaining essence that was not removed by... ahm...
Ummm… I believe I have said too much.
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Muse: Sophie Metternich
Fandom: Dracula the Series
Words: 150
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Dear diary,
I'm a little sore today in the neither regions, but I don't wish to state exactly why, in the event Max finds this diary again and gives it to Uncle Gustav. I don't think either would be pleased. Max would be astounded and Uncle Gustav would be very upset. I would be punished then I would have to find a way to escape the house and return to the sanctuary that is the castle.
Suffice it to say that the moral of the story is women should never put large amounts of poppy seeds in their pants pocket and then visit handsome vampires. Particularly if those pants are made of thin material and essence of poppy seed can soak through.
I believe I need to take a shower now to remove the remaining essence that was not removed by... ahm...
Ummm… I believe I have said too much.
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Muse: Sophie Metternich
Fandom: Dracula the Series
Words: 150