In the spirit of the day...

Apr 01, 2006 11:53

Al Rothsein woke up with a major hangover. That was a rare occurance, for Al was a very big guy and a metahuman, and thus could handle from more liquor then normal people
First thing he remembered was drinking something called an Opal Bomb. The bartender said if he could finish it without puking he would get it for free, and in fact any other Opal Bombs he wanted would be on the house.
He did so sucessfully to the bartender's surprise.
What did the drink have? Absnothe? No, it was called absnithe.
The rest of the night was a blur of Teth holding him back and telling him to stop acting like a drunk idiot.
Hey his sheets weren't blue! Hey this wasn't his room! Hey this bed was broken!
Then Al turn around and saw a very naked Teth Adam lying next to him. Al gave a panicked and horrified scream, waking up said Teth Adam.
"Good morning Albert." He said.
"Errr...just what happened last night?"
"Oh lots of things. Don't you recall?" Teth had a very saucy smile on his face.
Al then felt the inevitible hangover nausea and runs towards the toilet.
Teth gave a very Theo-ish smile.
Last night:
"Hey there's Armando, I used to work with him! Hey Armando!"
"Al, that's a woman, you're drunk, and annoying her."
"I'll introduce you Teth! Hey Armando!"
Teth forcfully dragged Al away from the woman, who appeared to be pulling a gun out of her purse.
"I'm very sorry ma'am. He's usually not such an idiot."
That was only the begining of what turned out to be a troublesome evening for Teth, which included:
-Keeping Al from breaking into a petting zoo
-Keeping Al from driving
- Keeping Al from driving a car that wasn't his
-Bumping into buildings, cars, and gang members
- Keeping from getting a very unwise tatto
-Guiding Al towards object he could vomit in.
After over 3 hours of hell, Al finally passed out and Teth dragged his body back to the Brownstone and laid him on his stomach so he wouldn't choke on his vomit.
He then undressed himself (Teth like to sleep in the nude) and went to bed.
30 minutes later he was awoken by a still drunk but awake Al, who crawled into bed with him, broke the bed (it was meant to accomadate a man over seven feet tall) and then passed out again before Teth could scream at him.
To add insult to injury, Al snored.
Today:
Teth, knew he would have to evantually tell Al what had really happened, but for now he would let him twist in the wind.

atom-smasher, jsa, humor, teth adam

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