vampire bunny getting revenge
vampire bunny getting revenge
Originally uploaded by vampirefriends. Bunny vampires like to take serious revenge upon rich ladies who love fur coats. The so-called "Bunny Death Grip," handed down for generations of lagomorph vampires, involves tightly grasping the rich lady's neck with the front paws and pointy incisors while simultaneously kicking her with the back paws. In an ironic gesture, this position is said to mimic the collars once popular on fur coats.
As vampires, rich ladies are doomed to look funky. Their obsession with makeup causes their skin to quickly lose its lustre. Their hair grows ratty and ill-maintained through many nights of brushing and hair spraying.