/funeral dirge

[elegante_masks]

[Hooray! Did everyone enjoy their promptu swimming lesson?

... no?

Oh.

Well then.

At least there's land though, right? The weather's lovely too, a balmy ninety degrees with the sun shining brightly over the warm sand of the beach.

A sign is stuck at the edge of the beach. It reads "WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN SHORE! A new beginning!" There's a

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[Thank Mar for people that know how to swim, because otherwise Jinx would have been screwed and not in the good way

Also, thanks for that sign, or whatever the fuck it is, because Jinx can't read a word of it.]

Guess there's another fight comin' up?

[kazeyotsutaete]

[Well Jinx, there is another fight coming up for you.

Only it's probably not what he thinks it could be, as Roll stomps over to the elf as soon as she's on solid ground and... Without a single word, proceeds to deck him in the kidneys from behind.]

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[No, Roll! Wait! You don't know what you're doing!

Well, not that he can actually see you, but still. It's far too late to actually do anything, so Jinx is punched square in the kidneys. Hey, at least it wasn't his nads or something.

Doubling over, Jinx grips his side moaning in pain.]

What th' fuck, Roll?

[kazeyotsutaete]

You said everything was going to be okay!

[Angry little girl robot is angry.]

AND THEN THE BOAT SANK!

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It's better than it was at th' time, Roll. Ya' gotta [hhrrrnnggg ;o;] admit that.

[kazeyotsutaete]

[THAT IS NOT THE PROPER RESPONSE, JINX.

Have another punch from Roll's still working arm.]

I'm going to see if I can find Protoman or Bass.

[Stomping off back towards the shore.]

And the sign says "Welcome to the Golden Shore! A new beginning!". [Shouted over her shoulder because she knows that Jinx can't read it, the illiterate bugger that he is.]

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[WHAT THE FUCK DOES JINX KNOW ABOUT PROPER RESPONSES, I MEAN REA--FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]

Dammit, Roll! Gimme a break! An' have fun, I'm sure that th' both of em' got here anyway without any help.

[Thank Mar she's gone.]

Well ,thanks! Without your help, I might have never been able to figure that shit out! In fact, I was gonna' eat that shit 'cause I'm a fuckin' uneducated metalhead.

[Can't you just taste the sarcasm?]

[kazeyotsutaete]

[Hey Hey, Jinx!

Look at Roll, she's stopped walking. Keep looking!

She's turned around.

What's that in her right hand?

It's diamonds her flipping Jinx off.]

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[Hey

Hey, well fuck you. Jinx got his two for one so bang.]

Bitch!

[Dear Roll,

Jinx doesn't care that you're seven.]

[kazeyotsutaete]

...

[Huffs and she's going off, back towards the shore.

Roll hopes something steps on you Jinx.]

[getmesomewhisky]

What the fuck does that sign say?

[Xanxus is just going to automatically assume that you know because you speak English.]

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[You whore, Jinx can't read Common. Precursor and English are different, OBVIOUSLY.]

Beats me.