"Some people are gay in space. Get over it."
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ginasketch: Charlie Brooker takes aim at the people who have been losing their shit over GLBT character options in EA games:It must be awful, being a homophobe. Having to spend all that time obsessing about what gay people might be doing with their genitals. Seeing it in your mind, over and over again, in high-definition close-up. Bravely you masturbate, to make the pictures go away, but to no avail. They're seared onto your mental membranes. Every time you close your eyes, an imaginary gay man's imaginary penis rises from the murk, bowing ominously in your direction, sensing your discomfort. Laughing. Mocking. Possibly even winking. How dare they, this man and his penis? How dare they do this to you?
Obviously you can't fight the big gay penis in your head. It has no physical form, so you can't get a grip on it, much as you'd like to. You'd love to grab it and throttle it until it splutters its last. That might bring you closure. But no. So you do the next best thing. You condemn homosexuals in the real world. Maybe if they could just stop all this "being gay" business for 10 minutes, you'd get some respite from that scary headcock. It might shrivel away completely, leaving nothing behind. Except maybe a nice bit of bum.
No, dammit! Forget I said that! No bum either!
And that's just the opening salvo. This is great too: "It's hard to see how they could make Star Wars any gayer, unless they gave the Millennium Falcon a handlebar moustache."
ETA: HAHAHAHA from the comments: "Sonic [the Hedgehog] had loads of pricks."
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ginasketch: Charlie Brooker takes aim at the people who have been losing their shit over GLBT character options in EA games:It must be awful, being a homophobe. Having to spend all that time obsessing about what gay people might be doing with their genitals. Seeing it in your mind, over and over again, in high-definition close-up. Bravely you masturbate, to make the pictures go away, but to no avail. They're seared onto your mental membranes. Every time you close your eyes, an imaginary gay man's imaginary penis rises from the murk, bowing ominously in your direction, sensing your discomfort. Laughing. Mocking. Possibly even winking. How dare they, this man and his penis? How dare they do this to you?
Obviously you can't fight the big gay penis in your head. It has no physical form, so you can't get a grip on it, much as you'd like to. You'd love to grab it and throttle it until it splutters its last. That might bring you closure. But no. So you do the next best thing. You condemn homosexuals in the real world. Maybe if they could just stop all this "being gay" business for 10 minutes, you'd get some respite from that scary headcock. It might shrivel away completely, leaving nothing behind. Except maybe a nice bit of bum.
No, dammit! Forget I said that! No bum either!
And that's just the opening salvo. This is great too: "It's hard to see how they could make Star Wars any gayer, unless they gave the Millennium Falcon a handlebar moustache."
ETA: HAHAHAHA from the comments: "Sonic [the Hedgehog] had loads of pricks."
Unlocked.
This entry was originally posted at http://ms-daisy-cutter.dreamwidth.org/1813507.html. Please comment there using either your DW account or OpenID.