why i love planned parenthood
"Kate, Be Our Valentine for National Condom Week!"
-Planned Parenthood email
No joke. Also not a joke: The Fugees. Since when does this woman listen to hip hop / rap? Oh, since Monday. Yeah, no big deal. I'm coo'. Thanks to Dave.
Another college interview down. The man (Thom-Hornish-esque stockbroker with Ivy League education and friends who daily make the news) looked me right in the eye. "I drank beer, smoked dope."
Some of you have probably seen this before. Daniel Nussbaum retold Oedipus Rex through personalized license plates from the California Motor Vehicles Bureau. Enjoy.
Oedipus, King of the Road
ONCEPON A TIME LONGAGO IN THEBES IMKING. OEDIPUS DAKING.
LVMYMRS. LVMYKIDS. THEBENS THINK OEDDY ISCOOL. NOPROBS.
OKAY MAYBE THEREZZ 1LITL1. MOTHER WHERERU? WHEREAT MYDAD?
NOCALLZ NEVER. HAVENOT ACLUE. INMYMND IWNDER WHOAMI?
IMUST FINDEM.
JO MYWIFE GOES, "OED DONT USEE? WERHAPI NOW LETITB." IGO
"NOWAY. IAMBOSS. DONTU TELLME MYLIFE. INEED MYMOM. II WILLL
FINDHER. FIND BOTHOF THEM."
SOI START SEEKING DATRUTH ABOUT WHO IAM. ITGOEZ ULTRAAA SLOWE.
THE SPHYNXS RIDDLE WAS ACINCH BUT NOTTHIZ.
SUDNLEE WEHEAR SHOCKING NEWS. WHEN IWASA TINY1 THISGR8 4SEER
SED IWOOD OFF MY ROYAL OLDMAN THEN MARREE MYMAMA. SICKO
RUBBISH, NESTPAS? WHOWHO COUDBE SOGONE? STIL MOMNDAD SENT
MEEEEE AWAY. MEE ABABI AWAAAY.
NOWWWWW GETTHIZ. MANY MOONS GOBY. IMEET THISGUY ON A TRIP.
WEDOO RUMBLE. WHOKNEW? ILEFTMY POP ONE DEDMAN.
UGET DAFOTO. MAJR TSURIS. JOJO MYHONEE, MYSQEEZ, MYLAMBY,
MIAMOR, MYCUTEE. JOJOY IZZ MYMOMMY.
YEGODS WHYMEE? YMEYYME? LIFSUX. IAMBAD, IAMBADD, IMSOBAD.
STOPNOW THISS HEDAKE. THIS FLESH DUZ STINK. ITZ 2MUCH PAYNE
4ONE2C. TAKEGOD MYEYES!
AIEEEEE!
-Planned Parenthood email
No joke. Also not a joke: The Fugees. Since when does this woman listen to hip hop / rap? Oh, since Monday. Yeah, no big deal. I'm coo'. Thanks to Dave.
Another college interview down. The man (Thom-Hornish-esque stockbroker with Ivy League education and friends who daily make the news) looked me right in the eye. "I drank beer, smoked dope."
Some of you have probably seen this before. Daniel Nussbaum retold Oedipus Rex through personalized license plates from the California Motor Vehicles Bureau. Enjoy.
Oedipus, King of the Road
ONCEPON A TIME LONGAGO IN THEBES IMKING. OEDIPUS DAKING.
LVMYMRS. LVMYKIDS. THEBENS THINK OEDDY ISCOOL. NOPROBS.
OKAY MAYBE THEREZZ 1LITL1. MOTHER WHERERU? WHEREAT MYDAD?
NOCALLZ NEVER. HAVENOT ACLUE. INMYMND IWNDER WHOAMI?
IMUST FINDEM.
JO MYWIFE GOES, "OED DONT USEE? WERHAPI NOW LETITB." IGO
"NOWAY. IAMBOSS. DONTU TELLME MYLIFE. INEED MYMOM. II WILLL
FINDHER. FIND BOTHOF THEM."
SOI START SEEKING DATRUTH ABOUT WHO IAM. ITGOEZ ULTRAAA SLOWE.
THE SPHYNXS RIDDLE WAS ACINCH BUT NOTTHIZ.
SUDNLEE WEHEAR SHOCKING NEWS. WHEN IWASA TINY1 THISGR8 4SEER
SED IWOOD OFF MY ROYAL OLDMAN THEN MARREE MYMAMA. SICKO
RUBBISH, NESTPAS? WHOWHO COUDBE SOGONE? STIL MOMNDAD SENT
MEEEEE AWAY. MEE ABABI AWAAAY.
NOWWWWW GETTHIZ. MANY MOONS GOBY. IMEET THISGUY ON A TRIP.
WEDOO RUMBLE. WHOKNEW? ILEFTMY POP ONE DEDMAN.
UGET DAFOTO. MAJR TSURIS. JOJO MYHONEE, MYSQEEZ, MYLAMBY,
MIAMOR, MYCUTEE. JOJOY IZZ MYMOMMY.
YEGODS WHYMEE? YMEYYME? LIFSUX. IAMBAD, IAMBADD, IMSOBAD.
STOPNOW THISS HEDAKE. THIS FLESH DUZ STINK. ITZ 2MUCH PAYNE
4ONE2C. TAKEGOD MYEYES!
AIEEEEE!