Losers and Winners
I don't want to be an asshole and announce how unsympathetic I feel towards Merchant Rick and his lost belongings, but I did warn him against my most vicious inclinations. Therefore, the shit that went down last night was just shit hitting the fan after you've been drinking with people you don't know. The Scene - Dig. (Not the Boss Scagz album. I mean that in the beatnic sense, I'm about to be cool.)
It originally began as an entertainment venture to Longfellow Park outside Harvard, to light off a two foot sparkler Rich got me. So it was .*.Muh Crew.*... Psyche. Okay, I'm totally not Lisa Frank anymore, let's spell this out minus the 90s street funk. .... drrr...
Blah. So it was boyfriend, bestfriend. Nick + Merchant Rick.
I don't like Merchant Rick.
And then there were their friends, John of Randolf, Dan or something.. I dunno, they had some random people with them.. I think there were 3 extras including John and Dan? I dunno. Beatbox and Heather were there. Rich thought he knew some kids who showed up.. who I dunno.. I think there were like 6 people? People kept coming and going, and I wasn't paying attention.
Tina got a call from a friend who speaks Spanish, and I took the phone and pretended to be Spanish speaking Tina. Spanish Speaking Tina is a dirty ass mofo. Thanks to Tyrone (I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU TYTY!) I was able to communicate Tina's.. wilder sexual inclinations, all en espanol!
I lost my shoe in the grass, running from Tina. So I missed 10 minutes of whatever looking for it. Everyone was talking, drinking and smoking.. Some more kids came that Rich's "friends" knew. Nick and John escaped, but Merchant Rick got his pockets run, and they took one of his shoes. Bunny is a great person. Even though Merchant Rick is a loser, she went to great lengths in attempt to help her drunken ex retrieve his belongings. I think Merchant Rick also got kicked in the face a few times and the stomach..
In summary, New York was interesting.. Um I had fun with my dad overall. He definitely.. Pissed me off because he told me I need to lose weight.. Okay, that caught Phat Kitty off guard - WTF? Dude, I could see if I was like fat/chubby.. even slightly overweight, that would just be a bad thing to say.. But since I'm not even like chubby, I'm kinda confused. The feeling is more.. Annoyed.
There were more offensive exchanges concerning my favourite subject.. Socialism.. All these fuckers are attacking my free love stance, when they should be lying in a hammock, smoking weed and calling each other comrad. Is that not how life should be?
My..Momma.. got brought into this little "Job" arguement. And no one talks bad about my mum unless it's me.. So mental bitchslap.
I came home to my sad Bunny. We're going to "JAM" and then we're going to Harvard. I need to hook Bunny up with some shit. Bunny's feeling it in her soft, white underbelly. Speaking of 'feeling it' I got a tac stuck in my palm today, while I was crawling around on the floor. The fucker would NOT come out. Bunny said "Just pull it out.." as I stared at it. So I took a little tug at it.. She thought I was being gentle.. "Just pull it, it'll be less painful.."
It was stuck. I put on some Men at Work and the tac literally jumped out of my palm and ran to the window sill, and jumped out. Problem solved.
Anyways. I need to go "Jam" with Bunny. Hasta luego kidz.
It originally began as an entertainment venture to Longfellow Park outside Harvard, to light off a two foot sparkler Rich got me. So it was .*.Muh Crew.*... Psyche. Okay, I'm totally not Lisa Frank anymore, let's spell this out minus the 90s street funk. .... drrr...
Blah. So it was boyfriend, bestfriend. Nick + Merchant Rick.
I don't like Merchant Rick.
And then there were their friends, John of Randolf, Dan or something.. I dunno, they had some random people with them.. I think there were 3 extras including John and Dan? I dunno. Beatbox and Heather were there. Rich thought he knew some kids who showed up.. who I dunno.. I think there were like 6 people? People kept coming and going, and I wasn't paying attention.
Tina got a call from a friend who speaks Spanish, and I took the phone and pretended to be Spanish speaking Tina. Spanish Speaking Tina is a dirty ass mofo. Thanks to Tyrone (I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU TYTY!) I was able to communicate Tina's.. wilder sexual inclinations, all en espanol!
I lost my shoe in the grass, running from Tina. So I missed 10 minutes of whatever looking for it. Everyone was talking, drinking and smoking.. Some more kids came that Rich's "friends" knew. Nick and John escaped, but Merchant Rick got his pockets run, and they took one of his shoes. Bunny is a great person. Even though Merchant Rick is a loser, she went to great lengths in attempt to help her drunken ex retrieve his belongings. I think Merchant Rick also got kicked in the face a few times and the stomach..
In summary, New York was interesting.. Um I had fun with my dad overall. He definitely.. Pissed me off because he told me I need to lose weight.. Okay, that caught Phat Kitty off guard - WTF? Dude, I could see if I was like fat/chubby.. even slightly overweight, that would just be a bad thing to say.. But since I'm not even like chubby, I'm kinda confused. The feeling is more.. Annoyed.
There were more offensive exchanges concerning my favourite subject.. Socialism.. All these fuckers are attacking my free love stance, when they should be lying in a hammock, smoking weed and calling each other comrad. Is that not how life should be?
My..Momma.. got brought into this little "Job" arguement. And no one talks bad about my mum unless it's me.. So mental bitchslap.
I came home to my sad Bunny. We're going to "JAM" and then we're going to Harvard. I need to hook Bunny up with some shit. Bunny's feeling it in her soft, white underbelly. Speaking of 'feeling it' I got a tac stuck in my palm today, while I was crawling around on the floor. The fucker would NOT come out. Bunny said "Just pull it out.." as I stared at it. So I took a little tug at it.. She thought I was being gentle.. "Just pull it, it'll be less painful.."
It was stuck. I put on some Men at Work and the tac literally jumped out of my palm and ran to the window sill, and jumped out. Problem solved.
Anyways. I need to go "Jam" with Bunny. Hasta luego kidz.