i'm on my own in the office today

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"Anthony and Lena Colagrande of Baldwin Harbor, N.Y., for example, already had the big glass case outside with the dancing Christmas figurines, and the tin soldiers, candy canes and angels when they bought their first inflatable, a six-foot polar bear, a few years ago. They now have 25 inflatables of all kinds.

'Every year, I just buy more and more stuff' said Mr. Colagrande."

I find every sentence in this inexplicably hilarious.