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kkkelsey anne: do you know the story of showlow? would you like me to tell it to you?
yeahhh girrrl: oh, i know where showlow is. sort of.
yeahhh girrrl: I would love to!
yeahhh girrrl: (love to hear it)
kkkelsey anne: ok so there was these two old prospectors, billy dean and john dean and they both wanted this peice of land on account of the good prospectin'. Well, because they weren't awesome enough to have a gun fight or nothin' they said "well heavens to betsy, we'll cut a deck of cards and whoever shows the lowest card gets these here hills" So. billy dean draws a 3. John Dean got real nervous like about that time, so he cut the deck and DAH DAH DAH DAHHHH he got a duece of spades. so he got them thar prospectin oppurtunity. The main street is "Duece of Spades" and it's called Showlow because he had to "show the lowest card" to get the land.
kkkelsey anne: mmmm. hick history.
kkkelsey anne: I swear to god that is the true story. With hick language and everything.
yeahhh girrrl: so cool. and, james dean is a hawt-t.
yeahhh girrrl: the actor.
yeahhh girrrl: haha.
yeahhh girrrl: but, that's a cool story. that's how my room was named "Hank".
kkkelsey anne: I don't know if those were there names, but most likely.
kkkelsey anne: YOUR ROOM IS NAMED HANK?!
how cool
kkkelsey anne: do tell.
yeahhh girrrl: k. so there were these two kids. maryann chu and kerryann lou. and they were all "Hey. i like this room. I want it." and so, since their ninja weapons were in the shop, they got a deck of cards. whoever could cut the deck and whatnot and draw a low card won. but see, they both drew 4s. one, a spade, one a diamond. so they had a card fight to the death. they cut each other up like true cholos, and in the end, maryann decided to go for plan b:hank. she calls up hank, and hank came over, kerry ann is distracted by hanks huge calves, strong jaw line, and a face that only the angels could have made. and maryann was all "BITCH TAKE THIS" and paper cutted kerry ann on the skin the is between your fingers. and instead of killing her, maryann decided to exhile kerry ann in a far, far land called "survivor 2". the end.
kkkelsey anne: so the science books do have the creation of the world wrong. I knew it!
Due to my lack of friends for five days, I was inspired last night to write a tribute to all of those who I think on often or used to think on often. Basically, the people I care about.
Note- Because I seem to know a good amount of people who don't use their full names, I'm going to use them in this whether you like it or not.
Also, these are in no particular order.
Charles Castles- Wow. It's safe to say that we are pretty dang close. We've known eachother for about a year now and you've made more difference in my life then people who I've known my whole life have. It's come to the point where we can guess what the other is going to say and how they're going to say it, we have conversations with eachother's parents, we have sex talks without feeling weird, and our younger siblings ask when the other is going to come over. That means alot to me and it's great to have a non girly guy friend who I can get honest opinions from and have hilarious conversations with. Love ya broski.
Maryann Nguyen Chu- I honestly do not know what I would do without you. You're the coolest/most wonderful girl I've ever known and I can't thank you enough for your consistent friendship. We work through problems together and while we've never really agreed on everything or everyone, we've stuck together this past year always. We have the best of times together and you're really one of a kind. I love you.
Alysia Spencer- My best friend's girlfriend. I love you so much. We have had great times and we can always guess when something's wrong. You've listened to my whining and I've listened to yours. We've helped eachother through some rough spots and I hope you know that I'll always be there for you. You moved to New Mexico recently and the world around me has changed. I know we'll be friends for a long time.
Molly McManimie- Wow. We were best friends for a couple of amazing years. We never completely agreed on things but we always managed to stick together. We were adopted into eachother's families and are still always welcome at eachother's houses for multiple days at a time. We aren't that great of friends anymore (we don't need to recount what happened) but I want you to know you'll always be welcome. Love you.
Logan Hurst- We have the best phone conversations and we never get sick of eachother, it's pretty neat. I am really sorry that I don't like you the way you would like me too, but I hope we continue to be friends for a long time.
Allex Tenney- I do believe that you are the sweetest girl I know. Whenever we are together we are smiling and we have the greatest laughs. We'll always stand up for eachother and we'll always be standing with our arms open for eachother. I love you Skittle Muffin.
Nathanial Tappy - Hmm. I really don't know yet. But I have high hopes. I love hanging out with you and you're a really talented kid. Keep it up Nate.
Anjelica Jones- We grew up together. We've laughed together, cryed together, sang together, even made a news show together. We aren't as close anymore but I know we'll always be there together. I love you 'Jecila.
Thuan Vu - First to make me truly happy by giving me a kiss. I really liked you, and I think you really liked me. Even though we aren't together anymore, thanks for being there while it lasted. You are a jerk sometimes, I must admit, but you are definintly a cool kid Twigface.
Ian Carlson- Deepest thinker I know. You definintly confuse me alot of the time, but it's safe to say that you indeed are awesome. I even used to have a crush on you (aw) We all know you'll go far and you're one of the most unique characters I know. =)
Sara Dalton - You are wonderful. I really wish I knew you better.
Cassandra Edwards - My awesome older cousin. We've always had good times together and we can always talk to eachother about our crazy family, I love it. You are beautiful, smart, and by-gosh I am proud you are related to me. Love you Cassie.
Brynne McManimie- I have completely enjoyed being in productions with you. You are SO talented and no one can beat our kareoke put together! =) We will have our theatre in New York someday. There's no business like show business.
Samantha Elrod- You are the sweetest girl that there ever was. You are so energetic and pretty, you are nice to everyone and always smiling. We've never been to eachother's house or anything, but we are always there for eachother and it is wonderful. You've held me while I was crying and given me advice whenever I seemed upset. You are a great girl and anyone can see that. Love ya darlin'.
That's all folks!
<3
-kelsey anne.