If Santa's lists really exist is your name on the naughty or nice one? Why?
Oh let's think about this one shall we? First of all, Santa does exist. Well, sort of. There is an ancient tribe of demons called Santa Claws. They are vile angry little creatures who prey on children. The early Christmas carols were protection spells to keep the Santa Claws at bay. But humans being what they are, retold the tale so many times, that somehow in the translation the demons were turned into a jolly old man who gave presents to children.
Right. Well, they would lure children away from their homes with the promises of presents. I suppose it's not that off the mark. The difference is that they liked to use the children's intestines as decorations and their organs for dinner.
So, I suppose I would be on Santa Claws nice list. They would be quite fond of me, actually. I have no problem with them doing what they wish to do. Live and let live, and all of that merry stuff that people spout out this time of year.
Right. Well, they would lure children away from their homes with the promises of presents. I suppose it's not that off the mark. The difference is that they liked to use the children's intestines as decorations and their organs for dinner.
So, I suppose I would be on Santa Claws nice list. They would be quite fond of me, actually. I have no problem with them doing what they wish to do. Live and let live, and all of that merry stuff that people spout out this time of year.