burthday
18th
19th
20th..
yuhuh, mother bought me a tank. and i suddenly became hott. i love birthdays. EEEeee!!!
in more honest news, Tim gave me a pirate flag!! its so awesome. im going to put it up in my lair.
im having a supervillain party1!! im prolly going as my evil twin. i think tim is going as Left Handed Boy coz he is a disguntled left handed man and i hassle him too much about it coz he looks so cute when he eats. plus, i found out that left handed people have a lesser life expectancy by around 10 yrs or something crazy like that... ok, im a little vague on the stats, but ITS TRUE. LEFT HANDED PEOPLE DIE FIRST. so no wonder he is a grumpy little leftie, id be grumpy too if i was going to die tomoz.
anyway, 4 of my friends are going as Ninja Turtles coz they read my invite wrong, and i am going to capture them with a giant net for being superHEROs, not villains. they are doomed. doomed!! im such a bad friend...yay!!
ps, pip its not fair you arent here. a bday without you is wrong wrong wrong poo