Mar 18, 2006 11:22
All names in the following story have been changed to protect the innocent.
Last night something hilarious happened. It was so hilarious that I didn't even think about it until this morning.
At the last evening before my roomates Sal and ChakaKahn showed up and before their friend Bixby showed up and before Before Moto-tron and Thunderclese came in I was talking with my friend and business partner, Magnificent Larry, about who we will miss when we go to Sacramento. One of the names that came up and we decided we would sorely miss was The Anhiliator.
Magnificent Larry and I agreed that The Anhiliator was really our boy and an increadibly nice guy and a great conversationalist and a fun drunk. The Anhiliator is cool. Both me and Magnificent Larry aggree that we respect him.
Anayway Sal and ChakaKahn and bixpy and Moto-tron and Thunderclese showed up and we just drank and carried on and forgot about the Anhiliator.
Then we went back to Magnificent Larry's house to find that there was a small party going on. And who should be there but the Anhilitor's girlfriend, we'll call her Princess Hot, but no Anhiliator. Oh, what's that, honey? You split with Anhiliator just a few days ago?
She left the room. Magnificent Larry looked at me and said, "I mean, boys is boys but.... That shit is smokin hot."
"Totally."
Needless to say neither Me or Magnificent Larry spent the night with Princess Hot.
This is a rediculous story. Neither did the other five of the Anhiliator's closest friends that were trying. She probably had a fun and flattering St. Pat's Day.